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Bah Humbug. [A Jeannie and Dire christmas story]

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Post by Jeannie Rose on January 29th 2017, 12:47 am

oww you didn't have to scare him did you? aww, Mr. cuddles got scared too. don't worry baby mommy's hugs well make it better.

She hugs the doggy and lets him lick her face. so any idea's where to get lunch?

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Post by TheDastardlyDire on January 29th 2017, 12:53 pm

"Somewhere with good desserts. I need some sweetness in my mouth. And since neither of us have a woman to put that taste in our mouths, I guess we've just gotta deal with desserts instead."
He grinned

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Post by Jeannie Rose on January 29th 2017, 3:34 pm

yay good idea I like sweets, wait you eat people that is kinda gross. Jeannie makes a funny face then looks around to see where they are.

I think there is a cheesecake factory nearby they got lots of yummy treats
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Post by TheDastardlyDire on January 29th 2017, 5:30 pm

Mm.
That tickled his fancy.
He grinned and said "Let's hope I don't get shot again. That'd be awful. That was so miserable..."
He remembered it like it was yesterday.
That hand still has a scar on it, and he purposely his "wedding" ring pop on that hand.
"Lead the way, super bud."
He said as he started sucking on his ring pop.

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Post by Jeannie Rose on January 29th 2017, 8:07 pm

oh yeah that would be bad, huh well hopefully it won't happen again this time, iokI think it was this way,ok boy help mommy find snacksJeannie and Mr. cuddles follow their noses to find the way to cheesecakes
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Post by TheDastardlyDire on January 29th 2017, 9:58 pm

Malik had almost forgotten that Jeannie had a lot of animal DNA.
He just realized he "married" a lesbian were-zoo.
That is TOTALLY going on his resumé...
He chuckled as thought about that some more.
That made him think more about getting married himself...
Sure, he wasn't prime marriage material... But he wasn't awful.
Anyway back to finding the cheesecakes.

The cheesecake factory didn't normally let dogs in, but since Jeannie was known around the area, they let them sit in the reservation room.
They were seated next to a table with what looked like your stereotypical Brooklyn mobsters.
They were finishing up as they entered.
Yet, he did catch the coordinates of where they were going and a pun about the place getting iced.

After they had been gone for a while and they were alone, he reached for his phone.
Only to find the memory of leaving it in Jeannie's room.
"Crap..." He muttered before asking "Jeannie, can you look these coordinates please?"
Little did he know, that they led to the north pole.
Santa's workshop to be exact.

[[OOC: I never thought I would EVER type that sentence!]]

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Post by Jeannie Rose on January 30th 2017, 12:11 am

so once they get there Jeannie has visions of cheesecakes dancing in her head. when it gets colder Jeannie is happy she picked one of the less revealing shirts she had.

malik might not share her Christmas spirit, but probably agree the colorful sweater was a good choice for the weather they seemed to have found themselves in.

lucky for Mr. cuddles Jeannie wanted him to have Christmas spirit too so he had a doggy sweater. the little barks also confused at where they were.

your right, boy were not in Kansas anymore, wait we never were in Kansas. lucky because she has a tendency to get lost, GPS .her parents never let her leave home withoGPS. she digs around her purse and finds it,

oh my gosh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! where at the north pole we can go see Santa!!! wonder if his workshop is in here? she pushes some buttons then points in a direction.
this way!
She picks up mister cuddles thinking she doesn't want him to tire himself out being just a puppy, she thinks carrying him for awhile is a good idea. plus he'll be warm that way too.

She holds the little puppy close to her chest to keep him warm and skips off happily to see Santa
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Post by TheDastardlyDire on January 30th 2017, 12:25 pm

As Jeannie began trudging on, Malik couldn't help but laugh.
The thought of walking all the way to the North Pole was ridiculously funny.
"We need to go on some kind of beach adventure... Every other adventure we've been on has been cold. Also, shouldn't we go and get warm clothes?"

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Post by Jeannie Rose on January 30th 2017, 12:58 pm

huh maybe on our next adventure, we can go scuba diving and try and find Atlantis. yeah, that sounds fun. huh yeah, warm clothes is a good idea we need some Eskimo jackets if we're going to explore the north pole and finds Santa..

She pushes some buttons on her GPS yets see says there a store close by we can get some clothes there and maybe if were lucky they rent snowmobiles so we don't have to walk all the way.
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Post by TheDastardlyDire on January 30th 2017, 7:03 pm

Malik began praying to whoever would listen that there actually would be snowmobiles.
He began following behind Jeannie and singing a marching song.

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Post by Jeannie Rose on January 30th 2017, 8:45 pm

looks like that's the place Jeannie points to a building that looked like a cross between Wal-Mart and a gingerbread housewonder if the got hot chocolate
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Post by TheDastardlyDire on January 31st 2017, 10:22 pm

Malik laughed at the sight of the festivized store.
It was ridiculous!
He half expected elves and ol' saint Nick himself come waltzing out.
"My God, Christmas is dumb..." He mumbled.

When they went in, he went directly for the black coat.
An immediate beeline towards one that screamed his name.
On the outside it looked exactly like the leather jacket he had on then, but just MUCH warmer.
He got black gloves, and a crimson red hat.
While waiting for Jeannie and Mr. Cuddles, he found out they had no snowmobiles.
Perhaps they could get some while they were there.
"Damn, guess we'll have to get one there."
I just covered that...

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Post by Jeannie Rose on January 31st 2017, 11:06 pm

Jeannie finds her some warmer clothes in her favorite color pink and fluffy too.than some warmer doggy clothes for Mr. cuddles she thought red would be nice and Christmasy for him. the little doggy approves barking happily,

jeannie and him then go to look for dire to see if he found what he was up to.
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Post by TheDastardlyDire on February 1st 2017, 3:32 pm

He saw Jeannie and Mr. Cuddles walking towards him a grinned at the pink coat.
It seemed to suit her so well, it was hilarious to see Mr. Cuddles in the doggy outfit.
"That dog is probably praying for the sweet sweet squish of an 18-Wheeler..."
He said in a joking manner.
It was a sinister thing to say but why not?

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Post by Jeannie Rose on February 1st 2017, 3:57 pm

18 wheeler? you think we should find a truck Mr. Cuddles that's a good idea. that be much easier than walking in the snow. your so smart good boy Jeannie pets Mr .cuddles happy with his suggestion. huh now where can we find one of those
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Post by TheDastardlyDire on February 1st 2017, 5:03 pm

Malik started cracking up so hard people turned to look at him.
"Dammit Mr. Cuddles! We can't take an 18 wheeler to the North Pole! That'd be suicide. Says the one who can't die..."
He laughed.
But I think there are people on the border who give these strange vehicles to people going to the North Pole.

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