lets talk turkey

Jeannie goes about making all kinds of traps sticking wires and nets all about.

huh vegetable are icky so we can use them to get the space guys

she builds a catapult to launch corn, a tomato tosser, and a bean blaster.

oh right we need the science stuff to

she hooks up cameras, sensor, and microphones to detect the space guys

A loud explosion rang out from the nearby cornfield as bits of straw, corn, and dirt shot into the air, covering the nearby area with destruction. As the thunderous noise faded out all that was left with was the audible sigh of DANGER DAN!

"Goddammit, how is it so hard to create a bomb from random farm supplies?"

He stood in a small crater that joined the 3 other small craters in the field. While he was covered in dirt stains and gravel, he didn't seem to be any worse for wear considering he stood at the epicenter of 4 separate bombs.

"I'm beginning to think those "How to Become a Terrorist" videos were some sort of joke since the primers for these manure bombs are shit."

He sighed again and slowly shook his head. He would have tried again but that was the last scarecrow and frankly, he was getting tired of lugging around shit. Dusting himself off, he wants to see what the girl was doing. Hopefully, she did a better job because he didn't have any more ideas on catching these hooligans.

Jeannie notices the corn flying by and hides behind the barn.

huh fun weather,never seen corn rain before. the spacemen must a weather machine.

she sees DANGER DAN in the carter that used to be the cornfield, she goes to check on him.

you ok mister dan? I heard a big boom boom and corn flew by, was it the aliens?  

"Yes, yes, obviously I am fine for I am the most DANGEROUS villain in the world! It will take far more than weaponized corn to take me down..."

He looked over the various inventions she had made in the time he spent blowing himself up.

"Is..that a catapult?"

The more this ditz was around, the more confused and bewildered Dan got. She acted like the classic dumb blonde...and yet she was able to make a fully functional catapult from random farm equipment. Not even Mcguiver could pull off this kind of bullshit. There was also the fact that she somehow had a helicopter. She also didn't at all seemed phased by Dan's obviously supervillain appearance.

He felt like he was being pranked by some asshole tv host or something. It would also explain the cameras set up to track his every move...

If he doesn't get royalties from whoever is pulling this prank, Dan is going to sue.

oh well that's good your ok, yup it sure is a catapult neat huh? so think we are ready to catch the little green men from space now, I built all kinds of good traps and stuff

she smiles happily with her work.can't wait to try the catapult there fun, and farms are the best place to have one there so many good things laying and to toss, wonder if there are some watermelons around the splashy good when they land