Pillowman!

Real Name: Robert Poshfellow
Villain Name: Pillowman
Title: The Pillow, The Floofinator
Alignment: Chaotic Floofy Neutral
Age: 42
Gender: Pillow [Previously Male]
Race: Pillow [Previously Human]
Hair: None
Eyes: White
Height: 7'2''
Weight: 300 lbs.
Blood type: Floof




Pillowman believes himself to be the up and coming villain on the block. He sees himself as being able to destroy any hero, (though this is an egregious overestimation of his abilities and he has been beaten more times than he cares to count,) and he is as determined as his pillows are floofy.


Once, Robert Poshfellow was a regular man, constantly in the shadow of his stepbrother, the famous British hero, Lord Smasher. He grew to resent and hate his stepbrother, who got all the love and fame and glory while he was a college dropout and cheated his way through highschool.

This resentment only grew, until he stumbled upon a strange knife which summoned forth a genie. Believing himself to be a clever enough fellow to gamble with his wishes, he attempted to wish for a superpower that would allow him to be useful. The genie turned him into a living pile of pillows, for pillows are quite useful. He wished that he could fight and not just be a pile of immobile pillows, so the genie made him able to walk around as said pile of pillows. Then he wished that he was more durable than the simple pillows that he'd become. The genie told him that he'd be practically unkillable, then caused his pillows to be composed of purpurium and disappeared, laughing.

Since then, he has roamed the world, seeking to make a name for himself and become as famous as his brother, and will stop at nothing until he has reached the same levels of publicity.


1. Endurance
2. Reaction
3. Agility
4. Strength



Pillow Body: Pillowman's pillow body consists entirely of purpurium, a material that is amazing at dissipating force and being super comfortable.

Pillow Fight: Pillowman can fire off controllable purpurium pillows at people.


Dumber Than a Bag of Floof: Pillowman is a dunce. His battle plans are ridiculously stupid, and he constantly tries to face heroes that are way out of his league.

Inept Combatant: Not only is Pillowman a dunce, but he is a notoriously unskilled fighter.

Too Floofy: Pillowman's body is just as great at preventing harm to others as it is preventing harm to himself.

No Squishing: Pillowman's extra pillows dissipate into nothing after a few seconds of being more than 40ft from Pillowman, preventing him from crushing someone under their weight by making a massive tower (not that he'd think to do that, since he's a dunce.)

Safety Pillows: The purpurium pillows that make up Roger's form as well as the pillows he creates are extremely breathable for comfort. As a result, it is virtually impossible to suffocate someone with them.


Return of the Floof: As a result of his wishes, Pillowman never stays permanently defeated, but will coalesce into his pillow-self after 24 hours.

Plush Body: Pillowman is made of pillows... He doesn't need to eat or sleep or breathe... But he's too much of an idiot to remember this most of the time.