Brother from Another Mother Nature (Open)

"I freakin' love grapes!" she turned, and grew large, human sized grapes.

"But I hate humans so much."

"But humans are a part of nature! Nature is all cool, man,"

Brother Nature took a phallus sized bite out of a grape. "Cool like frozen orange juice"

"Humans are vile. All they're interested in is clubbing and hardcore fuck." She took a bite out of an apple.

"They need to be purged."

"Purged? Why that sounds like something that happens on a superhero roleplay site."

Bro Nat spoke to the birds and made them drop a crown on This Tit's head.

"She has a point." The Crimson Monk emerges from the shadows and calmly walks over to the two beings whose conversation he'd be ease dropping. "There are no beings in this universe that lie, cheat, steal and kill more than human beings can and do. Selfishness overcomes even the holiest of men, greed overtakes even the purest of hearts, and fire burns through the villages with those in charge turning a blind eye."

His bald head shimmered in the sun as a single drop of sweat beat down his forehead. There was a strange presence that emanated from these people, he almost felt it his moral obligation to make sure they werent up to any nefarious plans.  He took the female's comments as a joke and not a serious threat, but the tides could turn at any moment.  He made sure to stay on his toes, ready for whatever would come next.

"So, listen lady, I don't know who you are, or what your deal is .. but you're playing around right?  About purging humans?" He pressed his fingers into his palm and formed a fist. He focused on his breath as he waited for a response, gathering energy from the planet just in case he might need to strike.

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