Re: OP Powers

by **Stoic** June 9th 2016, 2:13 pm

Being the first person to look impossibly good in Crocs, you start to rapidly gain a following of fanatics proclaiming you a god. You can then proceed to take over the planet and shape it to your will.

The ability to make any tie look like a wacky tacky tie day tie.

by **Proarden (Gravity Man)** June 12th 2016, 2:48 am

Lady Gaga conscripts you into her army of designers, which enables you to make a lot of money and buy your own private island and whatever else your feeble heart desires.

The ability to change the color of a single hair on your head

by **Red** July 21st 2016, 9:26 pm

Each hair color corresponds to a different poison.

Example: Yellow can be cyanide or something.

This allows you to kill people with just your hair! You're the life of the party!

The power to snort fire ants and not die.

by Venus July 21st 2016, 11:40 pm

You can let shoot the Fireants from your nose like little insectoid bullets.

The ability to never get dizzy.

by **Odien** July 21st 2016, 11:56 pm

(I'm glad to see this is still a thing)

You can spin at superhuman speeds without suffering any of the physiological side effects.

The ability to accurately predict who someone will end up with, romantically.

by **Red** July 22nd 2016, 12:16 am

When you tell someone, who they end up with immediately changes. This allows you to essentially pick who they end up with, including possibly yourself! Just think of the political antics you could pull.

The power to eat letters.

by Venus July 22nd 2016, 12:20 am

you can learn any language by simply eating it's alphabet, allowing you to become a global translator. you use these new powers to mis-translate an international conference and start a war.

the ability to suck super hard.

by **Red** July 22nd 2016, 12:35 am

Sucking this badly has garnered you sympathy to the degree that you get all the bitches. All of them.

The power to instinctively know what time it is.

by **The Perfect Sandwich** July 22nd 2016, 10:17 pm

Using this power grants you the ability to stay one step of your enemy. With a clear mind and awareness comes a great fighter and a fast learner.

Power to drown yourself on command.

by **Arcana** August 7th 2016, 5:15 pm

Your foe drowns as well

The power to easily remove your fingernails

by **Ultragal** August 7th 2016, 7:48 pm

Your fingernails become as hard as tempered steel. You can use them as darts.

The power to make clouds any shape you want.

by **Dusker** August 7th 2016, 8:24 pm

Your able to stand on the clouds.

the power to change the color of your tongue.

by **Kid Kronos** August 7th 2016, 11:08 pm

The color is really an indication of venom is seeps, each color corresponding to a potent snake.

The ability to Bleed chocolate

by **Thorgron** August 8th 2016, 4:14 am

Your special brand of blood chocolate is especially delicious and you have what is essentially a constant supply. You make billions selling your one of a kind chocolate (and we all know money is the most OP power).

You lose the ability to breathe oxygen and instead must breathe xenon to stay alive.

by **Stoic** August 9th 2016, 12:06 am

You only need it in trace amounts to live, about as much that's in our atmosphere. Also, when you exhale, you shoot plasma from your mouth.

The power to be a human battery—for vape pens.

by **Kid Kronos** August 9th 2016, 12:16 am

You over-charge the vape-pens and can cause the charges to electrocute people to death, or to spread their mists at an advanced rate.

The power ....

of being Human!!!

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