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Post by SuperTrey August 28th 2016, 2:41 am

It was a late night in upper Manhattan, the stars were slightly faded due to light pollution, but the sky itself was clear as glass. The air was warm, yet pleasant and a slight breeze flew by every now and again. A perfect night for a stroll. Or for sitting on a rooftop and enjoying some delicious fast food. A certain Jerome Marquis was partaking in the latter option. Crumpled up bags of what looked to be Burger King littered the rooftop old stone rooftop, and the signs of chewing and crinkling paper filled the air in the vicinity.

The young man in question was of African American descent, with a closely shaved black haircut, and coffee brown skin. His outfit consisted of a black zip up hoodie, dark black jeans, and some steel toed, black combat boots. Around his neck was a black mask, which looked like it would be tied around one’s head. He sat on the edge of the roof, munching away on a half eaten burger, a content look on his dark face.

Jerome had just finished up another successful heist, and using the money he had procured, had purchased his favorite fast food. “Ah, nuttin’ quite like a quiet night,” he would say as New York’s usual late night orchestra of car horns and occasional sirens blared in the distance.

Truly it would be a night to remember.
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Post by Chellizard September 1st 2016, 6:38 pm

The Big Apple, as the historical texts of this world nick named this forsaken city, looked as dreary as ever. Rumors were that this city was never quite like it use to be, and Mirshann was certain it had something to do with the sudden realization that magic and madness were one in the same.

It was what you did with the madness that made magic wonderful.

Embrace it and you were evil scum - but banish it and conquer it? You were known as a God.

Dressed in, well, more casual clothing than normal, she walked down a semi empty street in Manhatten. It was nearing nine in the afternoon, or was it evening? Or night. Mirshann was new to the concept of assigning time to where the sun was in the sky. Her planet was almost always shrouded in a looming darkness because of it's thick atmosphere, so there was also artificial lanterns to light the way.

Stopping in her tracks, the skirt of her dress billowed and swung around her legs, swallowing her thighs and then releasing as gravity pulled the pleated layers back toward the ground. The dress she wore was alike to a fancier sun dress. It's base color was a very enjoyable teal, but more on the green side. Floral prints traced up from the hem of the skirts which fell to just three inches passed her knees. Her feet were dressed in a pair of complimentary pink heels. The items were things she had stolen from a thrift store, and she made them look a lot better than some people would.

As she stood still, she realized she hadn't thought of her home planet in a long, long time. In fact, it had easily been three thousand years, give or take a few, since she had even been on it.

It wasn't until a cold, moist feeling was pressed into her left calf muscle that she was snapped out of her trance.

Ryzo, her companion wolf, approached her with his ears folded back and his brows raised slightly in worry.

"You need to eat - you're looking thin, Master." Ryzo's voice infiltrated Mirshann's mind as the wolf walked behind of his master. Usually, he would be in front... but ever since that gauntlet had been taken off of her... she was a whole different person. He regretted losing it in the ocean those weeks ago.

"I know. But this village is filled with people and we cannot exactly hunt our fellow man and roast them over a fire. So, we can steal, or we can barter." She said, her pointed ears picking up the sound of footsteps, and they came from all around of her.

Five men looking for danger.

A few cat-call styled whistles came from the men as Mirshann stood there, assessing her situation.

"Shall I shift forms?" Ryzo's voice rolled into Mirshann's mind again, his actual voice being a growl to the men coming near them.

Usually a very large, horse-sized wolf, Ryzo was just the size of an average Husky or German Shepard.

With his gray fur standing on end, he growled and let his yellow eyes stare from one man to the next, deciding who's throat to bite first.

"Looky looky. A sweet little birdy got lost with her pet dog." The lead man, it seems, spoke at last. He wore torn jeans, a heavy duster over an old band tee shirt, and worn out sneakers.

The other four were close to the same attire, give or take a jacket or hoodie.

Mirshann stood her ground, looking nothing more than a helpless damsel in distress. However, she was very tall thanks to her heels. Her normal height of five feet and ten inches made her a whopping six feet and one inch - making her look around the same height as the men around of her.

But she was still out numbered.

"It is ill advised to approach me in such a way, heathens." She spoke, her piercing blue eyes darting between the men as they circled in around of her on the side walk.

Now she was regretting not carrying her bow with her - it would take much too long to conjure it.

"What? Was that even English?" he asked, not grasping what she said. He reached out and moved a bit of her blonde, curly hair from her face and smiled.

"If you wish to keep your hand... do not touch me again." She said, Ryzo growling, readying to spring into action on Mirshann's command.

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Post by SuperTrey September 7th 2016, 12:55 pm

Panzer checked the paper bag with the Burger King logo on the side, with his free right hand, to assess how much food he had left. He was delighted to see that he still had two burgers left, not counting the one sitting in his left hand, and half eaten. “God I ate three of these already, maybe I should lay off.” The night’s air flew past him rustling his hood a moment, before he cracked a grin and chuckled. “Heh, no way,” he said before taking another bite, relishing in the combination of flavors that pickles, beef, and ketchup created. A sigh left Panzer’s lips. Best night ever.

Eventually, Panzer would finish that sandwich, crumpling the paper, and looking downward. His gaze settled on a trash bin some fifty feet below him. He would take a deep breath and hold it, before raising the crumpled paper, and aiming carefully. Account for the wind this time. Two crumpled bits of paper, littered an area to the left of the silver bin. Aiming more to the right, Panzer tossed it, with what seemed to be a minimal amount of force. However the wax paper shot forward, spinning through the air toward the ground. Then, a breeze of wind came in from the east, shifting the paper more to the left, and with no noise at all, the paper sunk into the silver bin.

Panzer silently did a fist pump  in self congratulatory fashion, before he extended his hand toward the bag to finish off another sandwich. Then the sound of people speaking caught his ear.

He would swing his legs around, and stand up, stretching a bit, his shirt pulling up to reveal his midriff. He then took a slow walk over to the source of the noise, his paper bag clutched tightly in his left hand.

Peering over the ledge on the opposite side of the building, he would groan to himself. What he saw down there made him hate the city he lived in.

One young lady and what looked to be her pet German Shepherd were surrounded by five men. Panzer could only assume they weren’t asking the lady in question where she got her dress.  Grumbling about “Stupid muggers,” Panzer would tie his mask around his eyes, making sure his identity was secure. He would then place the paper bag in his expansive hoodie pockets, the resulting bulge being very prominent. He would then take a deep breath, and plan out how he would handle the situation. Five against one, but he was a superhuman.

I should start with the two behind the one with his hand on her, and then I’ll toss them at the other two morons, and go in for the kill on the leader. Perfect.

Taking a deep breath, Panzer would then slowly exhale through his nose, clearing his head before the upcoming altercation. He would then spread his arms, and take a small leap forward, off of the ledge.

His hood would fly off in the resulting fifty foot drop, though his mask stayed tightly wrapped around his head. The ground beneath him cracked from the impact, though his bones felt nothing from the resulting shock.

Every scumbag in the alleyway would turn toward Panzer, which was the idea, as it gave the woman a chance to break away from the head sleazeball and run.

Reaching forward with both hands, Panzer would grab the two scumbags behind the leader, by the wrists, pulling them to him, before they had time to say “Huh?” He would then release their wrists, switching his grasps to their necks, and slam their foreheads together with enough force to knock them both out, though he probably also gave them both concussions.

Not taking a moment to care, Panzer would then toss both men at the other two mooks, with the force of a skilled baseball player tossing a pitch. The speed at which they flew caught the two men off guard, and soon they were on their backs, each having a grown man on top of them, and groaning in pain.

Panzer would look at the head scumbag, before saying in his most intimidating voice, though it sounded a bit more gravelly than he would've liked, “Get the hell outta here, before I break you.”


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Post by Chellizard September 14th 2016, 1:30 am

Mirshann was about to send Ryzo into action and summon her bow when a figure dropped from the sky. Turning her head to look at him, and then up, she used that big ol' elven brain of hers and deciphered that he came from the top of the building - although that is technically the sky from a height such as that.

Seeing the man in the mask, and over sized hoodie, her blue irises followed him for a second before he started to kick the muggers' butts. She watched with a brow raised as the leader of the group moved his arm around of Miri's shoulders and pulled her into him, a knife pressing against her throat. It even drew a bit of blood.

The deep crimson against her tanned flesh looked lovely, but as the blade cut into her flesh, she let out a shriek of pain. Not from the cut, no. It was from the burning the blade was doing as it touched her flesh.

"RYZO!" Mirshann shrieked, and the wolf grew in size. Now massive, the gigantic canine jumped up and bit the man's clean off, the knife clattering to the sidewalk.

Clutching at her throat, she started to whisper a few words that were definitely not English. A soft glowing light emitted from beneath her hands as she held them there, her eyes clenched shut.

"I seal these wounds with the light of the night. The burns retreat, and the flesh reunites..." Is what she said, but, of course, not in a language that was remotely understandable. She spoke in her mother tongue, and that was an old, very dead Elvish language from an entirely different planet.

As she moved her hands down, a golden needle and thread was etching across her throat, sealing the wound shut and healing the burn.

Ryzo was growling, his fur on end as the man without his hand screamed out and started to run, tripping over his friends before finally getting up and leaving for good.

"I told him... he would lose his hand... if he touched me again." She said, looking at Panzer with nothing but serious etched into her features.

The massive wolf spat the hand out and licked over his fur to get the taste of blood out of his mouth as he sat back on his haunches. His shoulder was at the top of Mirshann's head, his own head sitting above her's even as she stood.

Sinking one of her hands into his fur, he stood back up and she swung herself up and onto his back. Perched there, she looked again to Panzer.

"I owe you my thanks." She said, the dress she wore billowing in the night air as Ryzo shifted his weight, his massive paws padding on the side walk.

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Post by SuperTrey September 20th 2016, 1:06 am

Panzer took a brief moment to look over the other vagabonds, before his eyes snapped back to the leader. The bastard had pulled the girl closer and the cry of pain led Panzer to believe he had slit her throat. Panzer’s rage soared. The renegade took a step forward, about to toss this man all the way to Chicago, when things took a… strange turn

The woman shrieked a strange word, and out of the corner of his eye, a large shape bounded toward the scumbag and his captive. Panzer’s eyes must not have fully adjusted to the dark yet, because that couldn’t actually be what he thought it was. Giant wolves weren’t real. But what else could the creature that just bit off that man’s hand have been. It was certainly very hairy, and very large. Panzer shook his head a bit, making sure he wasn’t hallucinating, but things got even stranger when he finished.

His vision would focus on the woman again, who was clutching her throat, she seemed to be saying something, but so quietly that Panzer couldn’t make it out. Then what looked to be a golden needle would appear by her throat and get to work sewing the wound shut.

The sound of rapid footsteps brought Panzer’s attention back to the now one handed miscreant fled from the scene. Panzer gritted his teeth, not willing to let the man get off that easily. The loss of his hand might have been just punishment for some people, but Panzer needed to make sure he never even considered doing something like this again.

Looking around on the ground, he spotted the perfect instrument of justice. A small gray pebble. Reaching down, he would scoop up the small rock, tossing it in the air once, before winding back his hand, and tossing it toward the man’s lower body. A sharp whistle would be hard as it sped from Panzer’s hand, and through the man’s right calf, before embedding itself in the pavement, with a series of cracks,.

As the man fell over, and grasped the now bleeding area, Panzer sighed, before he heard the woman speak of her warning.

“Listen, if you warned him, then there’s not much I can say about it, other than ‘serves him right.’ I’m not exactly a poli-” he would pause as he turned, and took in the magnificent sight of her sitting atop the incredibly massive wolf. Panzer didn’t use the word ‘majestic’ to describe many things, but seeing her blonde hair, sky blue eyes, and lovely dress atop the fearsome, yet intelligent looking beast, he would.

Instead he simply replied to the woman’s thanks with a quiet, “Don’t mention it,” and “Just doing my job,” before reaching into his pocket, and unrolling the crumpled top of the bag.The smell of cooked meat filled the alleyway, as Panzer pulled out one of the remaining two burgers. It was time to reward himself.
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Post by Chellizard September 20th 2016, 1:14 am

Mirshann and Ryzo were just about to turn tail and find a place to eat for the night - likely a lone dumpster or sneak into a house through a window and take what they could... but then the smell of the burger erupted from the bag sending all sorts of odd feelings through Mirshann.

She had had a burger before, but it was months and months ago when she was last with Ailill. That was way too long ago.

She slipped down off of Ryzo who shrank back down to a more dog-sized appearance and sat down next to Miri.

"Where did you acquire such delicious morsels?" she asked, a slender, authoritative finger pointing at the burger in his hand before he had a chance to bite it.

"I need them." she would then say, her hand dropping down as her stomach let out a loud growl to agree with her. It made her absentmindedly blush. The pink tint crawled over her fair skin making her cheeks even more pronounced in the soft moon beams of the night. A chilly gust of wind rolled over her and she shivered, her arms crossing over each other.

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Post by SuperTrey September 20th 2016, 1:45 am

Panzer would stare up to the woman, pausing with his mouth agape, and away from the delicious morsel. As she asked where he had received it, Panzer would stare up at her, a little incredulous. He would stretch out the paper bag and holding it in a way that made the Burger King logo quite prominent. “Place called Burger King. Super good, you should go there sometime,” he said before the sound of her stomach growling filled the air.

Panzer would wrestle with his conscience.

I’m hungry.

She just got robbed!

Burger King is closed for the night.

You’ve eaten three already!


When the lady in question would shiver from the cold gust of wind, Panzer would roll his eyes, his generous side winning out against his selfish desire.

“Hold this,” Panzer would say in a low voice, sounding a little exasperated.

Once she had taken the bag, he would reach up to an area in the center of his chest, Panzer would grasp the small metal zipper, and pull it downward, unzipping and removing his black hoodie.

Under the hoodie, was a stark white tank top, that hugged his muscular frame tightly. His shaved black hair would be in full view without the hoodie on, and his black wraparound mask was made even more apparent.

Holding out the hoodie, Panzer would smile.

“Here. It’s cold, and I don't need it.”
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Post by Chellizard September 20th 2016, 1:54 am

"Burger.. King? The King rules over these morsels?" she had not learned the natural customs of this world yet, despite her intelligence level.

Then he offered her the bag. She held it, not wanting to indulge on his food without permission. She did have manners, after all.

She then got into a defensive pose, Ryzo doing the same as he reached up toward his chest to grab onto something. It was shiny, and it made Miri concerned.

But, she realized it was what they called a zipper - it held the item of clothing onto the person without straps or ties. It was quite convenient.

She offered the bag back and slipped into the hoodie. It was so warm from his body heat that had been sapped into it that she felt instantly better when she got her arms into the bigger sleeves. She struggled with the zipper for a few moments before looking at him for help.

"I feel foolish." she would say, her gaze casting down in shame because she could not grasp how to use a zipper.

She then looked back up to him, noticing his mask, his shaved hair, and how beautifully brown his skin was. She felt so plain in comparison. An odd flutter rose in her chest as she waited for his help.

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Post by SuperTrey September 20th 2016, 2:12 am

Panzer would let out a small chuckle, which sounded strangely pleasant. “No, it’s just a name they use for the store.”

Panzer’s grin would fade as she handed him back the bag, as he had assumed she would assume that she could go ahead and have them. Well this is why assuming has such a bad rep.

As she slipped on the hoodie, Panzer stole some more glances of her face. He felt like a big ugly ogre in comparison to her fair skin and slender frame. Pushing the feelings away, he focused instead on the matter at hand. Reaching into his right jeans pocket, he would fish out his cell phone, and begin to dial 9-1-1.

“Hello, 9-1-1?” he would begin, sounding as serious as possible, while turning away from the young woman for a moment, bag still in his hand. He sounded a little more official than he had before. "I have some muggers here, and they attempted to mug a young lady. Thankfully a superhero arrived and dealt with them. They need to be picked up though.” Panzer would then give them their location, before hanging up and putting the phone back.

Turning back around, his grin would return. He would then take a step forward and say “Here, I got it.” Grasping the zipper, he would click the two holders in place, and drag the zipping mechanism up her body, minding where his hand was, trying not to touch anything he wasn’t supposed to. Once the hoodie was zipped up, Panzer would hold out the bag with a grin, and say “Here, Eat these. They taste as good as they smell. I swear."
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Post by Chellizard September 20th 2016, 2:51 am

She stood still and waited for him to finish his conversation on his mobile phone. She did know what that was - Ailill had used one often.

She watched him closely, paying attention to what he said. 9... 1... 1... that was on the police vehicles. They were police officers. That was not good.

A bit of panic rose in Mirshann as she swallowed a lump in her throat. The bag was back in her hands as he offered to zip the hoodie for her.

"I... Thank you." she looked down to his hands and then took a shuffled step backward.

"They smell really good. But I cannot stay here. The Police of this city do not like me." She said, Ryzo taking the cue and growing large yet again. He stayed lowered down as Miri got onto his back just behind of his shoulders.

"But you must come with me. I am sure they will wonder who this... super.. hero? was." She held onto the bag like it was now a part of her, her eyes pleading for Panzer to follow her directions and just get onto Ryzo's back.

They couldn't be here if the police showed up. It would be very, very bad. The last time Mirshann was in New York City she killed seven police officers for taking away her friend... And they likely never forgot what she looked like.

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Post by SuperTrey September 20th 2016, 3:11 am

Panzer would look up at the woman on the wolf, and nod solemnly. "Trust me, I wasn't planning on sticking around either. I'm not exactly the NYPD’s favorite metahuman."

As he was about to leap up onto the giant wolf's back, the sounds of sirens closing in on the area filled the air. Looking around in a bit of a panic , Panzer did what he did best. He lifted something heavy. Darting forward, he would stick both of his hands into the ground in front of Ryzo, grasping into the solid asphalt, and unearthing a patch of ground beneath the great wolf. Lifting the chunk of ground, and wolf with surprising ease, the African-American would squat down a bit, before leaping forward, with tremendous force.

The ground beneath him cracked as he propelled at an upward slant, reaching higher and higher, while still keeping the chunk of ground level.

Certain that he was causing his two fellow runaways some discomfort, he would call out to the pair. “Sorry! Got a little carried away!”

Unintentional puns aside, the city looked quite pretty from this height up, all of the light forming a sort of small universe beneath them, the lights of cars moving along the greater stationery picture and adding to the beauty. Soon, they began to descend again, this time landing several blocks away, with a resounding crash, scaring a nearby hobo. Panzer would place the chunk of earth back down, and look a little embarrassed.

“Sorry,” he would repeat.
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Post by Chellizard September 21st 2016, 1:13 pm

"Good, then! Let us flee from here before we are captured by the guardians of this city." Mirshann would say, referring to the police as she adjusted her position to distribute her weight over Ryzo's back and ready the wolf for the incoming body about to be on his back.

As soon as Panzer started to get onto Ryzo, the wail of sirens came closer and closer. It was as if they were just around the corner at this point.

Miri panicked and Ryzo thought about leaving Panzer in the dust, but Mirshann scolded him with a stern thought.

Ryzo then retorted back the moment he felt himself get lifted into the air.

"NO! No. MIRSHANN. We CANNOT be seriously enduring this!" Ryzo let out whines and growls as his claws dug into the asphalt to keep himself pinned to it. He lowered his center of gravity and clung to the slab, all of his muscles tensing and his fur standing on end in fear.

Mirshann, on the other hand, let out a whooping cheer as she felt the wind rush through her hair.

"The last time I was this high, it was because I was thrown through the air like a rag doll by one of my greatest enemies! This is spectacular!" The moonlight shimmered off of her skin and glimmered in her eyes as she grinned and held onto Ryzo with her legs, her arms raising into the air.

The descent back to the main ground made her stomach lurch, but it was a feeling that made her whole body shiver in glee.

"Ah hahaha! It is okay." She would say, climbing off of the trembling Ryzo who then shrank back down and refused to grow in size again, his muzzle being buried beneath his paws.

Pulling the bag from her pocket, she unwrapped one of the burgers and set it down on the wrapper in front of Ryzo.

"Eat you little scared-y cat." She would push it toward his nose and then produce the second burger and unwrap it to take a bite of it herself. The explosion of flavor was unlike anything she had had! The last burger she ate was definitely not this good!

She chewed vigorously, a smile playing on her lips as she munched and munched.

"Thank you," she would say with a sheepish smile covering her face after she slowed down her bites enough to speak.

"You must be a warrior if you can lift earth so effortlessly. And Ryzo. He is a very large being." She would nod matter-of-factly and take another bite of the burger as she stood there, enjoying the peace and quiet - well, as quiet as New York could be. At least she didn't hear sirens.

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Post by SuperTrey September 27th 2016, 8:59 am

“Wow” Panzer quietly muttered to himself as he recalled the vision of the woman reflected with moonlight and smiling happily.

His head turned back toward her as she accepted his second apology. He tried not to let the fondness he was starting to acquire for her show on his face, before he turned back toward the area they had jumped from. The police in this city knew him very well, and would immediately assume the worst regarding the injured men, and the moved earth.

Putting his head in his hands for a moment, he allowed himself a smile at the sound of the woman enjoying the burger and teasing her large wolf friend.

Panzer would remove his hands at the sound of her question, pondering it for a moment before shrugging.

I ain’t so sure about ‘warrior’” he would begin air quoting at the word warrior, before carrying on, “but yeah I can toss around a few things.”

Giving her a small grin, he would then look upward toward the Empire State building. It was close. About a block away. An idea started to form in Panzer’s mind.

“Hey, you wanna see something cool?” he would ask casually.
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Post by Chellizard October 8th 2016, 7:19 pm

Finishing the last few bites of the burger, Mirshann would use the back of her hand to wipe away anything on her face and then offer it to Ryzo. He had gotten up and ravished the burger, completely devouring it as he hunched over the wrapper. He licked it clean, and when Mirshann gave him her hand, would lick it clean as well.

Smiling down to her canine companion, she ruffled his fur atop his head and rubbed over his ears a bit before looking back to Panzer.

Mirshann was oblivious to how he looked at her. She was not very good at picking up on hints like attractiveness or being attracted to someone. She knew that Panzer was a strong individual that had beautiful chocolate skin.

It was different from the warriors she was around on her home world. The oddest skin color there was blue, and that was because of the alien race that invaded and became contracted via a peace treaty. She shrugged off the thoughts of her home world and then physically rose her shoulders as if to say "Sure, why not?"

"I do not see anything cool, but I can try to look harder." It was obvious Mirshann did not know how to use slang or properly apply different meanings of words.

Blinking her cerulean blue eyes, the soft moon light reflected off of the orbs and made her look even more beautiful - if humanly possible. A breeze rushed passed and she pulled the hoodie around of her more, the warmth feeling very good as she awaited Panzer's "something cool."

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Post by SuperTrey October 14th 2016, 3:37 pm

Panzer stared at the woman for another moment, turning his head to grin at the wolf’s licking before turning back with his usual impassive face.

“Well there’s something at the top of that building that I’d think you’d like seeing. Granted, I’d have to jump us up there again. What do you think?” he would ask, hoping she would be for it.

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