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Post by Proarden (Gravity Man) on October 21st 2016, 8:19 pm

The stage is set, the tables are aligned and there's nothing but people waiting to be amused from all angles. As far as your eyes can see against the harsh bright lights there's just tables upon tables of fine dressed people, all of them looking to you....

  The lone podium stands at center stage. To the left of it from the on-looking position is a lone chair where a soon to be revealed participant will sit. Farther off to the side of that is where the others sit. WHERE YOU just sat!

  The heat is on in the first annual SHRP Roast!

  Come on down and join the roster of comedic roasters and belittle and make fun of your friends, heroes and villains alike, all for the sake of a little laugh or a little burn! Everyone will be made fun of evenly.

  Every person has a chance to roast all other participants, but the main focus is to roast the "(Wo)man of the hour". At the very end of it all, the victim has a chance to strike back and claim victory over their peers...if they can!

   Need more of an example?
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 Bliss, Clover, Quinn and Michael sit on a stage. The Woman of the hour is Elena Vexus!

  Bliss gets up and insults Clover, then Quinn, then Michael (In whatever order she wants) and then at the very end will insult/make fun of Elena Vexus.

   After Bliss, the next in line is introduced and they do the exact same thing.

  After everyone has gone, Elena Vexus gets the chance to poke fun of herself and even go on a tangent on herself or roast the others in an attempt at sweet, sweet revenge!

   I'll keep the roster open, but feel free to apply for any positions.

The Panel/Roasters: These are the people who will be hurling the insults and making light of one and other. They tend to be the ones that tickle the funny bone

Persons of the Hour: The one person that brings them all together. This is the person who takes grief all night but always gets the last word.

V.I.P: These are non-participant characters that make cameos there, or may even be brought in as a "special guest" to assist an panel member at the consent of both roleplayers (The panel member and the V.I.P"   V.I.P's also have a large sway in how funny the crowd finds certain PC's.

The Panel/Roasters------The Person of the Hour------V.I.P
Zell Atterrius------Thistle------Masquerade
Azazel-----------------Queen Rochelle
Dire-----------------Name
Jeanie-----------------Name
Bliss-----------------Name
Lucius-----------------Name

 (You may enter any number of characters that you wish HOWEVER you may be asked to drop one if there are too many participants. You also may NOT have a V.I.P character cast a vote when it is your own PC acting as the Roaster.)


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Post by Hyperion on October 21st 2016, 8:23 pm

Mike is up for being one of the panel/roasters

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Post by Thistle on October 21st 2016, 8:31 pm

The meme herself, Thistle, is signing up to be the Plant of the Hour.

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Post by Proarden (Gravity Man) on October 21st 2016, 8:33 pm

Oh God.... this will be glorious...

...if you actually manage to post

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Post by TheDastardlyDire on October 21st 2016, 8:54 pm

Well i guess this mutinous merc should be in the peanut gallery [the panel/roasters] please

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Post by Proarden (Gravity Man) on October 21st 2016, 9:05 pm

Dire Added

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Post by Jeannie Rose on October 21st 2016, 9:19 pm

yay this sounds fun,Jeannie wants to play roast .is there actual roast involved? cause I get hungry easy so snacks in between jokes would be nice
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Post by Bliss on October 22nd 2016, 6:02 am

Bliss will be the Ann Coulter of the event

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Post by Red on October 23rd 2016, 12:49 am

I am essentially required to put Red in this. Add him as a roaster.

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Post by Proarden (Gravity Man) on October 23rd 2016, 1:29 am

Jeanie, Bliss and Lucius accepted. Now all we need are V.I.P's to help judge

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Post by Chellizard on October 23rd 2016, 2:02 am

Hm... Obviously, since this is a fun-thread and almost parallel to canon RP, but still quite funny none the less, perhaps Chelle could be a judge ?

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Post by Proarden (Gravity Man) on October 23rd 2016, 3:31 am

I'm obviously not going to turn that offer down lol.

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Post by Thorgron on October 24th 2016, 3:49 am

Rozmer, Rozmer a hundred times for this. In fact make him half of the damn audience!

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Post by Ultragal on October 26th 2016, 1:58 pm

Fleur-de-Lis can fill a "roaster" spot. She needs an excuse to be the ebil/evil villainess that she is. She also needs to get out of all those high society parties she hosts. ::Grins evilly:: But, I assure you, she'll be spiffily dressed "to the nines" and ready with her thorny tongue.
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Post by Zell on October 26th 2016, 8:10 pm

Alright. we're good to go. The post will be up tomorrow or Friday!!! Spidey

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