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The Roast of SHRP
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The Roast of SHRP
The stage is set, the tables are aligned and there's nothing but people waiting to be amused from all angles. As far as your eyes can see against the harsh bright lights there's just tables upon tables of fine dressed people, all of them looking to you....
The lone podium stands at center stage. To the left of it from the on-looking position is a lone chair where a soon to be revealed participant will sit. Farther off to the side of that is where the others sit. WHERE YOU just sat!
The heat is on in the first annual SHRP Roast!
Come on down and join the roster of comedic roasters and belittle and make fun of your friends, heroes and villains alike, all for the sake of a little laugh or a little burn! Everyone will be made fun of evenly.
Every person has a chance to roast all other participants, but the main focus is to roast the "(Wo)man of the hour". At the very end of it all, the victim has a chance to strike back and claim victory over their peers...if they can!
Need more of an example?
Lookie
I'll keep the roster open, but feel free to apply for any positions.
The Panel/Roasters: These are the people who will be hurling the insults and making light of one and other. They tend to be the ones that tickle the funny bone
Persons of the Hour: The one person that brings them all together. This is the person who takes grief all night but always gets the last word.
V.I.P: These are non-participant characters that make cameos there, or may even be brought in as a "special guest" to assist an panel member at the consent of both roleplayers (The panel member and the V.I.P" V.I.P's also have a large sway in how funny the crowd finds certain PC's.
(You may enter any number of characters that you wish HOWEVER you may be asked to drop one if there are too many participants. You also may NOT have a V.I.P character cast a vote when it is your own PC acting as the Roaster.)
The lone podium stands at center stage. To the left of it from the on-looking position is a lone chair where a soon to be revealed participant will sit. Farther off to the side of that is where the others sit. WHERE YOU just sat!
The heat is on in the first annual SHRP Roast!
Come on down and join the roster of comedic roasters and belittle and make fun of your friends, heroes and villains alike, all for the sake of a little laugh or a little burn! Everyone will be made fun of evenly.
Every person has a chance to roast all other participants, but the main focus is to roast the "(Wo)man of the hour". At the very end of it all, the victim has a chance to strike back and claim victory over their peers...if they can!
Need more of an example?
Lookie
- here!:
Bliss, Clover, Quinn and Michael sit on a stage. The Woman of the hour is Elena Vexus!
Bliss gets up and insults Clover, then Quinn, then Michael (In whatever order she wants) and then at the very end will insult/make fun of Elena Vexus.
After Bliss, the next in line is introduced and they do the exact same thing.
After everyone has gone, Elena Vexus gets the chance to poke fun of herself and even go on a tangent on herself or roast the others in an attempt at sweet, sweet revenge!
I'll keep the roster open, but feel free to apply for any positions.
The Panel/Roasters: These are the people who will be hurling the insults and making light of one and other. They tend to be the ones that tickle the funny bone
Persons of the Hour: The one person that brings them all together. This is the person who takes grief all night but always gets the last word.
V.I.P: These are non-participant characters that make cameos there, or may even be brought in as a "special guest" to assist an panel member at the consent of both roleplayers (The panel member and the V.I.P" V.I.P's also have a large sway in how funny the crowd finds certain PC's.
The Panel/Roasters------The Person of the Hour------V.I.P
Zell Atterrius------Thistle------Masquerade
Azazel-----------------Queen Rochelle
Dire-----------------Name
Jeanie-----------------Name
Bliss-----------------Name
Lucius-----------------Name
(You may enter any number of characters that you wish HOWEVER you may be asked to drop one if there are too many participants. You also may NOT have a V.I.P character cast a vote when it is your own PC acting as the Roaster.)
Last edited by Gravity Man on October 23rd 2016, 3:32 am; edited 5 times in total
Proarden (Gravity Man)- "Man aint nobody take me seriously, dat be my superpower!"
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Status :Online Offline
Quote : "I've been a hero and a villain. Don't pretend you an teach me anything on morality."
Warnings :
Number of posts : 99
Job : I'm Knight Artorias round these parts.
Humor : If you have time to crack jokes, then you have time to post.
Registration date : 2015-04-09
Re: The Roast of SHRP
Mike is up for being one of the panel/roasters
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Shael Atterrius
Hyperion-
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Quote : "Insert Quote from Character Here" or etc.
Warnings :
Number of posts : 350
Registration date : 2011-05-24
Re: The Roast of SHRP
The meme herself, Thistle, is signing up to be the Plant of the Hour.
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"Our seasons are reversed. My spring, humanity's fall!"
-Thistle
actually zyra says that but shhhh
Thistle-
Status :Online Offline
Quote : i got beat up by elaine once
Warnings :
Number of posts : 170
Location : Ireland.
Age : 21
Job : I wish.
Humor : Did you hear about the dwarf's joke? It fell short.
Registration date : 2013-03-15
Re: The Roast of SHRP
Oh God.... this will be glorious...
...if you actually manage to post
...if you actually manage to post
Proarden (Gravity Man)- "Man aint nobody take me seriously, dat be my superpower!"
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Status :Online Offline
Quote : "I've been a hero and a villain. Don't pretend you an teach me anything on morality."
Warnings :
Number of posts : 99
Job : I'm Knight Artorias round these parts.
Humor : If you have time to crack jokes, then you have time to post.
Registration date : 2015-04-09
Re: The Roast of SHRP
Well i guess this mutinous merc should be in the peanut gallery [the panel/roasters] please
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- The Demonic Dire:
TheDastardlyDire-
Status :Online Offline
Quote : "CSSH. I'm not unstable, just obnoxious, over."
Warnings :
Number of posts : 574
Location : The Messier Version of the Batcave.
Age : 118
Job : World-Class Mercenary
Humor : So a hero, a renegade, and a villain walk into a bar...
Registration date : 2016-07-25
Re: The Roast of SHRP
Dire Added
Proarden (Gravity Man)- "Man aint nobody take me seriously, dat be my superpower!"
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Status :Online Offline
Quote : "I've been a hero and a villain. Don't pretend you an teach me anything on morality."
Warnings :
Number of posts : 99
Job : I'm Knight Artorias round these parts.
Humor : If you have time to crack jokes, then you have time to post.
Registration date : 2015-04-09
Re: The Roast of SHRP
yay this sounds fun,Jeannie wants to play roast .is there actual roast involved? cause I get hungry easy so snacks in between jokes would be nice
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- Jeannie's Treasure Box:

Jeannie Rose-
Status :Online Offline
Quote : crazy but that's how i roll
driving everyone else insane
i'm the conductor of the crazy train
Warnings :
Number of posts : 2291
Location : where ever my next adventure is :)
Job : universe's greatest bounty hunter
Humor : why so serious ? seriously just cause we have to face life threatening danger on a daily basis don't mean we can't have fun with it ,instead off oh no we're doomed be like me and think gee wonder how i'll survive this....oh you don't have heal powers well you might not find the evil deathtrap as amusing i do then
Registration date : 2014-10-22
Re: The Roast of SHRP
Bliss will be the Ann Coulter of the event
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Bliss
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Bliss- I'm pretty much the Captain Kirk of this place when I'm not too busy being the Han Solo
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Status :Online Offline
Quote : I'm pretty much the Captain Kirk of this place when I'm not too busy being the Han Solo.
Warnings :
Number of posts : 2127
Job : Exerter of feminine "Whiles"
Humor : [16:00:27] devistation : bliss you only bann me because you are scared you use your moderator powers to get rid of people u know is right but hate because they are right but if anything there is treatment for your disease of being scared of better people so you should go by some have fun bye bye
Registration date : 2010-11-18
Re: The Roast of SHRP
I am essentially required to put Red in this. Add him as a roaster.
Red- Site Moderator
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Quote : "Natural Selection will force us into conflict either way. Only under Rise will that conflict be ordered, and with room for a future. The alternative is a catastrophic, global revolt of Inhumans."
Warnings :
Number of posts : 1228
Location : The wrong side of history
Job : Professional Asshole
Humor : Hurting feelings and killing parents since 2014
Registration date : 2014-09-11
Re: The Roast of SHRP
Jeanie, Bliss and Lucius accepted. Now all we need are V.I.P's to help judge
Proarden (Gravity Man)- "Man aint nobody take me seriously, dat be my superpower!"
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Status :Online Offline
Quote : "I've been a hero and a villain. Don't pretend you an teach me anything on morality."
Warnings :
Number of posts : 99
Job : I'm Knight Artorias round these parts.
Humor : If you have time to crack jokes, then you have time to post.
Registration date : 2015-04-09
Re: The Roast of SHRP
Hm... Obviously, since this is a fun-thread and almost parallel to canon RP, but still quite funny none the less, perhaps Chelle could be a judge ?
Chellizard- Administrator
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Quote : "A woman's place is in the sky with the goddamn birds."
Nekromonga (08/23/2017 10:05PM): Chellizard the Internet Born, Mother of Nerds, first of her name, Queen of the Gamers and the Roleplayers
Warnings :
Number of posts : 4669
Location : The Closet.
Age : 26
Job : MA at a Pediatric Urgent Care/Artist/Hitler
Humor : [18:47:50] Spirit Corgi : Dear mods, I need my apps unapproved. If you don't do it an orderly time, I will compare you to nazis and tell everyone how you are stiffening my creativity, yours truly, a loving member of the site.
Registration date : 2009-11-15 -
Re: The Roast of SHRP
I'm obviously not going to turn that offer down lol.
Proarden (Gravity Man)- "Man aint nobody take me seriously, dat be my superpower!"
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Status :Online Offline
Quote : "I've been a hero and a villain. Don't pretend you an teach me anything on morality."
Warnings :
Number of posts : 99
Job : I'm Knight Artorias round these parts.
Humor : If you have time to crack jokes, then you have time to post.
Registration date : 2015-04-09
Re: The Roast of SHRP
Rozmer, Rozmer a hundred times for this. In fact make him half of the damn audience!
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Thorgron-
Status :Online Offline
Quote : "Insert Quote from Character Here" or etc.
Warnings :
Number of posts : 608
Registration date : 2013-04-16
Re: The Roast of SHRP
Fleur-de-Lis can fill a "roaster" spot. She needs an excuse to be the ebil/evil villainess that she is. She also needs to get out of all those high society parties she hosts. ::Grins evilly:: But, I assure you, she'll be spiffily dressed "to the nines" and ready with her thorny tongue.
Ultragal-
Status :Online Offline
Quote : "To be good, kind, and fair will always triumph over evil, being ruthless/cruel, and being a tyrant/dictator."
Warnings :
Number of posts : 252
Location : New York State
Age : 60
Job : Office work/clerical/occasional multitasking
Registration date : 2016-05-17
Re: The Roast of SHRP
Alright. we're good to go. The post will be up tomorrow or Friday!!! 

Zell-
Status :Online Offline
Quote : "A villain is just a victim whose story you haven't learned yet."
Warnings :
Number of posts : 1399
Location : In my room...or a coffee shop.
Age : 22
Job : Existential Crisis Manager
Humor : [19:57:45] @ Spirit Corgi : In order to produce minions we require you to find two minions who love each other.
Registration date : 2013-05-07

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